can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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