I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
I love you. Go after that dick
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