From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
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