okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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