Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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