He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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