I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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