I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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