white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
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