I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
I literally have anal toys soaking in the bathroom sink and dinner on the stove. If that doesn't scream "domestic goddess", I don't know what the fuck does.
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
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