You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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