Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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