Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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