At least make sure they are 18
Why
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
You're going to literally shit your fucking unholy pants when Jesus rides in with his dual light-sabers on his velociraptor and cleaves you in half.
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