Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
Brb crying the tears of my youth
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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