do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
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