she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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