My brain says no but my pants say off.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
just found out that she named her cat after me.
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
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