4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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