I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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