my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
the cop asked if i was drunk and i responded with "breathalize me, cap'n". incidentally, he was a captain and i blew a .13.
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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