I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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