But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
Ur keys r in ur purse. ur purse is on the couch. ur cigs r on ur front seat. u drank all ur wine. mollie took ur jkt bc u cockblocked her. and in case anyone asks, the saints won 31-17.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
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