i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
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nvm
I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
This is a test message to see whether or not the recipient is alive.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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