I just woke up surrounded in unopened snacks
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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