Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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