He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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