Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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