He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
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