Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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