I had new employee orientation at the YMCA today. I showed up with a hangover, a black eye, scratches down my arm, and a sore throat from puking gin and keystone.
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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