you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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