so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
Randomize
