What a fucking waste of an outfit
The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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