For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
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