I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
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