First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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