Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
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