Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
Is her dick bigger than yours?
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
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