so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
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