I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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