what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
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