I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
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