So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
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