You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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