It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
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