I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
So I come home this morning to get ready for a job interview and there is garlic seasoning all over the hardwood and a knife in the wall. What. the. fuck.
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