Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
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