Hi
Babe...You're really smothering me right now
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
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