What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
Randomize
