Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I just came so hard I farted. Twice. Thank God I'm alone.
Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
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