You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
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