Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
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