I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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