so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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