Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
Small penises have feelings too.
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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