Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
Let's paint friendship bongs
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
Randomize
