do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
Things I woke up with this morning: half a mcmuffin, orange hair, one shoe and a friendly german man. Tequila was a brilliant idea.
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
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